Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Not the Best....

Well, all the townspeople showed up to the crash site to see what there was to see. The sheriff and Pastor Warner got the closest and reported back that there wasn't much there and that everyone needed to go home. They must have been scared witless.

Luckily for us one intrepid soul, Billy Jones from the University's geology department, decided to ignore the official's warnings and managed to snap a quick shot of the artifact in question. He also happened to have a portable geiger counter with him and reported that the thing is hot, VERY hot. It's a little odd considering that usually exposure to RADIATION causes things to grow to enormous sizes. But in this case the result seems to have been just the opposite, actually shrinking the tool to a blade length of just two inches. Maybe the aliens need to try Toolagra or something because you know those female aliens are probably unhappy...

This shot isn't the best but it sorta kinda gives an idea of what it looked like. Maybe if it shows back up Billy can try again and this time his camera will be ready...


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're making me sweat here! That piece looks awesome!

Anonymous said...

Your killing me, I can't sleep or concentrate at work. Must hit refresh every few seconds!!!!!!

Alan said...

oh man...you sir are using your power for evil.

Anonymous said...

Knife porn...

Joe said...

OK, I am not leaving before I capture that thing. You'll regret to make me so excited and violent. :D

Anonymous said...

Dang!

You know all them folks in the black helicopters are going to snap these up and keep them hidden from the public!

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!@!#$%@!

Anonymous said...

Very clever marketing.

Anonymous said...

You're a marketing genius, you know that?

zappercat said...

Billy has done a good job in getting that rare footage, but I think he needs a better shot, so the strange specimen can be properly analyzed.

This could be the biggest find of the century.

texasflyfisher said...

Toolagra? I sure hope the piece doesn't suffer from BED (Blade Erecticle Dysfunction) :-)

Anonymous said...

Micro sheep foot rigger's knife from Mars???

Cuso said...

OMG it has a hole!!!

WebWatcher said...

Grey Aliens, Reptilians, Draconians,Humanoid, Tall Greys,
This could be their new weapon. Humanity may never be the same.
Must find way to contact the life forms. Must find the artifact.

min said...

Invasion has begun! All wallets on earth are at stake!! :D

CaptainWeb said...

It almost looks like a laser Gun.
Billy Is it a Laser Gun?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm - Mention of aliens - Maybe the new knife is made by Mexicans - But as long as they aren't illegal aliens, who cares

Jem said...

Supercool!

WebCaptain said...

Billy! Billy!
Where are you?
I can't see clear enough.
I think they got Billy.
I better tell somebody.