Tuesday, November 06, 2007

UFO Sighted in Western Massachusetts

Turners Falls, MA- November 6, 2007 3:15PM

Fact or Fiction? You decide.

There has come late word today of a UFO sighting in western Massachusetts. Eyewitnesses on the ground reported seeing a small well made object riding in the righthand pants pocket of knifemaker Peter Atwood. The Unidentified Folding Object was described as tiny and of the commonly seen framelock variety.

“I’ve never seen anything like it!” one man said excitedly. “It was weird, all angles and everything and it had a scary sharp edge. If it weren’t for the fact that I wanted it so bad I woulda took off running.“

Clearly he was the village idiot but he’s the only eyewitness so far. His reliability could not be confirmed as he was noted to have been wearing a tight white jumpsuit with the arms tied across his chest and his mouth was covered with frothy white spittle. Please stay tuned for more details which will be made available if and when we have them.
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24 comments:

  1. Unknown11/06/2007 3:27 PM

    Dude,
    Come on... the suspense is going to kill me!!! Hmmm, little green atwoods?

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  2. Anonymous11/06/2007 3:48 PM

    I'm not getting anything done at work because I spend all day hitting "refresh" on the Web store home page. ;)

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  3. Anonymous11/06/2007 3:49 PM

    Oh no!!! That thing is very very dangerous. Luckily, I'm an expert in identifying and studying UFO's. Send that thing to me! Or tell me where it's last spotted and I'll have my crew go over to hunt it down. We can't let it escape. It will cause immediate danger to the public. IT IS MINE!!!

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  4. Gary11/06/2007 4:17 PM

    I have been known to have a bit of spittle now and then.

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  5. In_Flux11/06/2007 4:35 PM

    I think this post belongs in Area 51 !

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  6. BigEd11/06/2007 4:48 PM

    The Atwoods are coming...the Atwoods are coming!

    Ther are small GRAY guys that can fold in half and hide amongst us all!

    Get 'em Peter!

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  7. Anonymous11/06/2007 5:01 PM

    Mr.Atwood, Esq.

    Having seen the local newpapers of the local areas, I can confirm that stange happenings are abound in your area. Especially as the specifc paper that I had hold of contained a perfectly proportioned TiBOB.

    Looking forward to this fabled advance in technology.
    Cool,

    UK Rich

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  8. Anonymous11/06/2007 6:12 PM

    UFO's are always exciting. Alien head with multiple knife tentacles... okay maybe not that...

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  9. Anonymous11/06/2007 7:25 PM

    A Atwood folding knife???
    Now I can't leave my computer, Have to wait!

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  10. Wildwoodfolks11/06/2007 7:26 PM

    Hey Peter,

    ok I am curious now. I'll buy it whatever it is this sounds right up my alley.

    George

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  11. Anonymous11/06/2007 7:50 PM

    ... it's unknown at the moment if this sighting poses any sort of threat, but a factory-sized faction seemed ready to take on this UFO... the only words that could be made out through all the drooling was "paypal loaded".

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  12. Anonymous11/06/2007 8:34 PM

    Waiting for the Alien Invasion,
    I think I see one of their ships right now!

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  13. Anonymous11/06/2007 10:53 PM

    Hey! I'm the village idiot and I don't remember any of this...!!!


    Can't wait to see it!

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  14. Anonymous11/06/2007 10:56 PM

    How about a picture Peter?-Norm

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  15. Anonymous11/07/2007 12:10 AM

    You are gonna start making folders again??

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  16. Anonymous11/07/2007 12:26 AM

    OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!! I want one!! I gotta have one!!! OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!! I gotta have one!!!

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  17. Anonymous11/07/2007 1:10 AM

    oh boy oh boy oh boy - At first I thought you had finally cracked with all the art not factory thing. I think you are making my dream a small framelock. Always wanted a small framelock.

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  18. Unknown11/07/2007 1:23 AM

    Oh man, I want to see / buy! Sounds like I need to make another funny picture...

    Did your wife proof read that post? Or does the witty writting just come from drinking the same water?

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  19. Anonymous11/07/2007 6:02 AM

    My assessment of this situation is that prompt securement of this unnamed insturment is imperative to prevent further public hysteria and for Mr Atwood's personal safety.
    Please package securely and post immediately to Australia, where it will be guaranteed anonymity and deserved respect.
    I will take personal responsibility for any adverse effects it may have on anyone so unfortunate as to be exposed to it's astonishing attributes.

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  20. Anonymous11/07/2007 9:44 AM

    Little Green Men, Little Green Men,
    I better get my wallet out, Maybe the Aliens take cash for goods.

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  21. Unknown11/07/2007 10:32 AM

    Any chance that these aliens will come left-handed?

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  22. Bush -- not related11/07/2007 11:24 AM

    you are EVIL...

    a tool GENIUS, yeh, but definitely EVIL.

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  23. Anonymous11/07/2007 11:52 AM

    NOW you hold that alien invasion until I get my Xmas bonus...

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  24. Anonymous11/07/2007 11:54 AM

    This is great...not only my favorite tool/knife website, but increasing entertainment value as well.... ;-)

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