Luckily for us one intrepid soul, Billy Jones from the University's geology department, decided to ignore the official's warnings and managed to snap a quick shot of the artifact in question. He also happened to have a portable geiger counter with him and reported that the thing is hot, VERY hot. It's a little odd considering that usually exposure to RADIATION causes things to grow to enormous sizes. But in this case the result seems to have been just the opposite, actually shrinking the tool to a blade length of just two inches. Maybe the aliens need to try Toolagra or something because you know those female aliens are probably unhappy...
This shot isn't the best but it sorta kinda gives an idea of what it looked like. Maybe if it shows back up Billy can try again and this time his camera will be ready...
You're making me sweat here! That piece looks awesome!
ReplyDeleteYour killing me, I can't sleep or concentrate at work. Must hit refresh every few seconds!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh man...you sir are using your power for evil.
ReplyDeleteKnife porn...
ReplyDeleteOK, I am not leaving before I capture that thing. You'll regret to make me so excited and violent. :D
ReplyDeleteDang!
ReplyDeleteYou know all them folks in the black helicopters are going to snap these up and keep them hidden from the public!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!@!#$%@!
ReplyDeleteVery clever marketing.
ReplyDeleteYou're a marketing genius, you know that?
ReplyDeleteBilly has done a good job in getting that rare footage, but I think he needs a better shot, so the strange specimen can be properly analyzed.
ReplyDeleteThis could be the biggest find of the century.
Toolagra? I sure hope the piece doesn't suffer from BED (Blade Erecticle Dysfunction) :-)
ReplyDeleteMicro sheep foot rigger's knife from Mars???
ReplyDeleteOMG it has a hole!!!
ReplyDeleteGrey Aliens, Reptilians, Draconians,Humanoid, Tall Greys,
ReplyDeleteThis could be their new weapon. Humanity may never be the same.
Must find way to contact the life forms. Must find the artifact.
Invasion has begun! All wallets on earth are at stake!! :D
ReplyDeleteIt almost looks like a laser Gun.
ReplyDeleteBilly Is it a Laser Gun?
Hmmm - Mention of aliens - Maybe the new knife is made by Mexicans - But as long as they aren't illegal aliens, who cares
ReplyDeleteSupercool!
ReplyDeleteBilly! Billy!
ReplyDeleteWhere are you?
I can't see clear enough.
I think they got Billy.
I better tell somebody.